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Top 10 Excuses for Not Blogging

I haven’t posted in a while. Here are some reasons why:

10. Couldn’t remember admin password.
9. Forgot to pay webhosting bill.
8. Got wasted at the Jimmy Buffett concert and just now recovered.
7. Those damned pop-up blockers.
6. I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn’t my fault, I swear to god, it wasn’t my fault!
5. Gave up blogging for Lent. Never started again.
4. Nothing interesting to blog about.
3. Too much pressure to only post something profound.
2. Nobody cares what I think anymore.
1. Tried to get elected to City Council.

One thought on “Top 10 Excuses for Not Blogging

  1. James

    That’s not true. I care about what you think, and you did a fabby job at trying to elected, but the *@$%#^@3 churches got in the way.

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